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"What in the WORLD are you doing?"
"Hmm, I'm Eating Peaches"
“You want some?”
“I’m
going to get out of here before I drown.”
“You
want another glass of puss?”
“NO!
I don’t want any more buzzard puss!”
"I
got an idea; whoever killed Lord Morley read about us
in the newspaper."
"What is it?"
"What's what?"
"Your idea?"
"I JUST TOLD YOU!"
-Don Knotts and Tim Conway -Private Eyes
"What
was that you just ate, I, I, I, think it was an insect."
"Oh, it was a rasberry."
"RAAsberry? We're not serving RAAASberries."
-Harvey Corman -Dracula Dead and Loving It
“Hey,
look at us, we’re browsin" -Rodney Dangerfield
-Easy Money
"Why
were you unpopular with the Chicago police department?"
-Charles Grodin Midnight Run
"It's
my fault, it's my fault, I should have asked them to
boil the other egg." -John Candy -Summer
Rental
"The
Dead Guy!"
-Boy -Forever Young
"Baboons
is zee road; what kind of sign is this?"
-Bad Guy Co-Driver -Safari 3000
"Whenever
we go out
... the people always shout."
"JOHN
JACOB JINGLE HEIMER"
"JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER"
"JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER"
"JOHN JACOB JINGLE HEIMER SCHMITZ"
-Harland Williams -Rocketman
"Broke
into the wrong goddamn recroom didn't you, you bastard!"
-Michael Gross -Tremors
"It's gonna be big!"
-Michael Gross -Tremors 2
“Whew,
kinda hot in these Rhinos.”
-Jim Carey -When Nature Calls: Ace Ventrua 2
(added 8-29-02)
"Die Devil Bird!"
-Jim Carey -When Nature Calls: Ace Ventrua 2
(added 8-29-02)
"This fruit paste is excellent." (while eating
bat gauno)
-Jim Carey -When Nature Calls: Ace Ventrua 2
(added 8-29-02)
“If
you don’t let me down, I’ll give you such
a scream!”
-Cheech Marin -Corsigan Brothers (added
8-29-02)
"I
just like that story"
-Burgess Merideth -Grumpier Old Men (added 8-29-02)
"This
is ghastly; so much blood"
"She's almost dead"
"She's dead enough"
-Steven Weber and Mel Brooks -Dracula
Dead and Loving It (added 8-19-02)
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All
Time Favorite Movie Quote
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I
never thought of having an all time favorite movie
quote until now. My all time favorite movie quotes
(now that there is such a thing) will change over
time:
1.
"I just like that story"
-Burgess Merideth -Grumpier Old Men
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"Put
the Candle baeck."
-Gene Wilder -Young Frankenstein (added 3-20-02)
"Heyyyyyyyyyyy
dickhead"
-Walter Matheau -Grumpier Old Men (added 3-15-02)
"The
fucking pen is blue." (added 3-13-02)
-Jim Carey -Liar Liar
"Damn
right five bucks."
-Fred Ward-Tremors
"I'm
hiding behind GASOLINE!!!"
-Dom Delouise -Hot Stuff
"What's
this, magic potion?"
"Yeah."
"What's
this, magic potion?"
"Yeah."
"Thought so."
"What do we do, drink it?"
"Yeah."
"Thought so."
After drinking the magic potion:
"I'm feeling pretty invincable"
-(Kurt Russell) Big Trouble in Little China
"That's
all we got, one goddamn hit?!"
"You can't say goddamn on the air."
"Doesn't matter, no one's listening anyway."
-Major
League
"Renfield,
you fell asleep too soon."
-Leslie
Neilson, Dracula D.A.L.I.
"Pudding?"
-Lloyd
Bridges, Hot Stuff?
"Mina,
you're in the closet."
-Leslie
Neilson, Dracula D.A.L.I.
"Renfield,
I fly, you don't."
-Leslie
Neilson, Dracula D.A.L.I.
"Not,
ludicrous speed?!"
-Space
Balls
"Why
didn't someone tell me my ass was so big?!"
-Mel
Brooks, Space Balls
"Well,
it turns nice."
-Walter
Mattheau, Out to Sea
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